Friday, May 24th, 2013 ↓

Ficlet: Constant Craving (NC-17)

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Klaine Week Day 4: Naughty + Nice

Cheating again! But I can’t help it, I’m on vacation this week. This was the first Klaine smut I ever wrote and I’ve never posted it on tumblr. Blowjob, facefucking and accidental sort of facial? Just a little bit. 

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Blaine can’t help that he wants so much. He can’t help that he can’t focus on conversations or that he regularly trips over his own feet during dance practice when Kurt is in his line of vision. It’s just that it’s Kurt and his lips and his biceps and his thighs and oh, God, his ass. Lately, all it reminds Blaine of is being naked in his bed and he wants to be there naked with Kurt all of the time, for the rest of time. He knows that is not logical. He knows that he has to live his life and function day in and day out and can’t spend every moment worshipping Kurt’s gorgeous body. But he can’t help but want to.

The two of them being completely alone is like a gift. There are always parents and siblings and friends and homework and glee. When there isn’t a soul in Kurt’s house after school, Blaine thanks a God that he doesn’t believe in and presses Kurt against the door.

He knows it’s stupid and risky to do it right there, right at the front door where any one of Kurt’s family could arrive home and happen upon them, but Blaine can’t bring himself to care. All he can do is want. He can’t wait even the few moments it would take them to climb the stairs to Kurt’s bedroom.

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Inspired by this anon and this photo. Mpreg.

Blaine woke slowly, stretching the cramped, tight muscles in his aching back as he struggled to sit up in bed, rubbing one hand over his sleep-sticky eyes and the other resting on his round, six-month-pregnant belly. He could hear the water running in the bathroom; Kurt was in the shower, evidently.  

And stopped short when he realized that the tips of his fingers were stained black with ink. 

Shuffling around until he was able to see himself in the mirror - no easy task for someone of his current size - what he saw brought a smile to his face.

A smile exactly like the one that had somehow appeared on his belly overnight, a face drawn across the stretched skin in what he hoped wasn’t indelible marker. Even if it was, it might make an interesting addition to his appearance at any rate. 

Smiling, he traced the line of the drawn-on eyes and wide smile, feeling where the baby moved and squirmed where he touched. 

“Like my artwork?” 

Kurt had reappeared from the bathroom, dressed in only a robe and rubbing his wet hair with a towel. There was an impish grin on his face. 

“I don’t look so much like a beached whale now. It makes this,” he gestured to his large stomach, “almost nice to look at.”

“Would you stop that?” Kurt exclaimed, throwing the damp towel on top of the hamper in the corner of the room and pushing back his hair from his face, still pink from the shower. He sat down next to Blaine on the bed, brought his face close for kiss. 

Kurt placed his hands, palms down, on either side of Blaine’s belly, at either end of the smile he had drawn onto the skin. It was warm and firm to the touch, laced with pinkish-red stretch marks - not that Kurt cared.

He dropped his head to press a quick kiss just under Blaine’s belly button, where it protruded outwards, the result of six months of pregnancy, and smiled against the skin when he felt a tiny foot kick out against his cheek. 

“You are amazing,” Kurt murmured, “and you look amazing. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently.” 

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k i’m going to bed peace out



lord have mercy i’m tired

i’m gonna watch one more episode of don’t trust the b—-, then tuck myself into bed for the night

zzzzz



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Please send Nedra.

Next week it can be Zach.

But jfc she’s being OBNOXIOUS AS HELL PLEASE GET OUT


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spinmybowtie replied to your post: spinmybowtie replied to your post: spinmybowtie…

When Nedra put the cold water in the pasta pot?!?! Holy cow that was nuts. Shes def on the way out. I miss Dan he was so cray it was entertaining. Zach is just an egotistical asshole. I am rooting for Janelle and Jon at this point.

Right???? And she was like “because it boils faster” and I stared at the TV in utter confusion for several minutes because how???

I’m rooting for them, too; I think the rest of the ladies (other than Nedra) will at least survive this week and have a fighting chance, but the guys are doomed.

Lol they just got kicked out of the kitchen. For the millionth time this season.


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we’re, what, halfway through the season and they can’t cook scallops

i’m embarrassed on all your behalfs

stop


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Oh god Zach is awful!!! Yeah a couple of the guys are good, but the red team is whooping them in the challenges. I wont be surprised if its mostly women in the black jackets.

It’s ridiculous that he’s still on this show at this point. I want him GONE.

Jon’s OK; I think we’re gonna see Nedra and maybe Mary get eliminated sooner rather than later.


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I want to eat all the things :/



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The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

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